Proof positive that Islam scrambles your brain


If you ever wondered whether or not Islam scrambles your brain, look no further than this article. It must be wonderful to be such a logical, well-reasoned product of Turkish academia.

On the other hand – it’s obvious when you think about it. Back in the day, Noah must have communicated with his sons by mobile phone. Stands to reason – what other explanation could there be?

And before we write off all those Biblical characters as uneducated peasants, let us not forget that the Ark must have been driven by nuclear power.

Personally, I’ve always wondered if Noah collected bees. I suspect that the answer to that could be in the Ark Hives.

Tim Burton

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